May 2013
orangewave:
people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
what would you do if you had all the money in the...
normal people: buy a big house and a fancy car and a yacht and travel around the world
me: ASDFGHJKL I COULD FINALLY GO TO COMIC CON AND VISIT ALL MY TUMBLR FRIENDS AND BUY ALL THE FANDOM T-SHIRTS AND ALL THE DVD SETS AND A BETTER LAPTOP AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NUTELLA
PETITION TO GET DARCY PUT ON MARVEL'S AGENTS OF...
shinykari:
the-lady-america:
TELL ME THIS CHICK WOULDN’T BE THE BEST AGENT
Then can we cancel the travesty that 2 Broke Girls has become? It was SO GOOD at first and then… meh.
thetimeladywhostoletheimpala:
you-should-be-studying:
I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
The Supernatural fandom is trying the same thing with Gabriel.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
things i constantly worry about
coming across as sarcastic while not meaning to
coming across as rude while not meaning to
hurting someone’s feelings unintentionally
oh my god that shit stresses me out so baDLY
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials
(via iaccidentallythepatriarchy)
keepsomethinginmind:
Wait… I never knew Gwyneth...
rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:
danyul-and-filup:
princess-hardy:
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who...
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
yetibait:
janecrocker:
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a...
katskinx:
whatsafangirltodo:
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
BASICALLY.
“Getting my head cracked open at playschool when I was three. I was on a pirate...”
– matt smith
(via raggedymans)
averypottermormon:
thetremblingofmyhand:
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re my hero
